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12.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Cholesterol: Daily cup of beans may lower levels, improve heart health - MedicalNewsToday

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

‘Cheers’ star George Wendt’s cause of death confirmed - New York Daily News

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

Then came..

No way

Just Forget it!

Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is after school detention like in your school?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...