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12.06.2025 00:21
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Cholesterol: Daily cup of beans may lower levels, improve heart health - MedicalNewsToday
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
‘Cheers’ star George Wendt’s cause of death confirmed - New York Daily News
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
Then came..
No way
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is after school detention like in your school?
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...