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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

share office space ...

No way

Still no good

CRISPR used to remove extra chromosomes in Down syndrome and restore cell function - Earth.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why am I attracted to older men?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is porn so addictive?